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Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured
a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down,
he sees the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
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The Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee’s application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before. He says to the man, “For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage.” “Well Sir,” the applicant replies, “the work is so much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing!"
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Guy goes to the police station to file a report on his missing wife. Man: "I lost my wife (Misty)" .... Inspector: "What is her height?" Guy: "I never noticed." Inspector: "Slim or healthy?"
Guy: "Not slim, can be healthy." Inspector: "Color of eyes?" Husband: "Never noticed." Inspector: "Color of hair?" Guy: "Changes according to season." Inspector: "What was she wearing?"
Husband, "I don't remember exactly." Inspector: "Was somebody with her?" Guy, "Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue *****, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together"... And the Guy started crying.
Inspector: "Lets search for the dog first."
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"You think swimming with sharks is expensive? "I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now." Low bow and Exit quickly Mr.!
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Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web. ... Which is faster, hot or cold? ... Hot, because you can catch a cold. ... We don't have a Helicopter either.
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I took some time to think about the accusations and said just stuff em! So, Find another toy and play with it ?
The number twelve walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," says the bartender.
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the barman.
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
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