The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2012
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
30 miles west of North Platte, Nebraska, an 18-wheeler collided with my 2006 Toyota Prius;
the car was totaled, but my fate was even worse. I was air-lifted to the nearest major trauma
center where the doctors revived me and the surgeons began the delicate task of reconstructing
my lower GI tract; debris from the collision had absolutely decimated my colon. They did the best
they could, but my colon is now only 2 feet long; the average for most people is 5 feet.
Anyways, I finally know what a semicolon is.
the car was totaled, but my fate was even worse. I was air-lifted to the nearest major trauma
center where the doctors revived me and the surgeons began the delicate task of reconstructing
my lower GI tract; debris from the collision had absolutely decimated my colon. They did the best
they could, but my colon is now only 2 feet long; the average for most people is 5 feet.
Anyways, I finally know what a semicolon is.
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 26,157
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
So, I'm trying to remember the name of one of the actors from Law and Order: SVU. For the life of me I couldn't remember his name.
My grandpa, being a smart-***, gave me a hint by saying A.C. White. I thought about it for a while and remembered his name. B.D. Wong.
I go back to reading the comics and started wondering, I got why he said A.C. for B.D. as A.C. are the 1st and 3rd letters of the alphabet and B.D.
is the 2nd and 4th letters of the alphabet, but why did he say White for the last name." this goes on for 5-10 minutes until I finally turn to my grandpa and ask
"I understand why you said A.C. for B.D., But how did you get White and Wong?" As soon as those words escaped my mouth,
everyone in the room laughed as I just groaned and thought "Boy I walked right into that one!"
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My grandpa, being a smart-***, gave me a hint by saying A.C. White. I thought about it for a while and remembered his name. B.D. Wong.
I go back to reading the comics and started wondering, I got why he said A.C. for B.D. as A.C. are the 1st and 3rd letters of the alphabet and B.D.
is the 2nd and 4th letters of the alphabet, but why did he say White for the last name." this goes on for 5-10 minutes until I finally turn to my grandpa and ask
"I understand why you said A.C. for B.D., But how did you get White and Wong?" As soon as those words escaped my mouth,
everyone in the room laughed as I just groaned and thought "Boy I walked right into that one!"
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