I just would like to say good luck!

 

 

 

FORD .....FORD.....FORD.....FORD..... Ai needs an infusion..... FORD .....FORD.....FORD..... .... ... .. .drove thru 3 large dealerships today, not one Ranger or Maverick siting on a lot....same with Chevy or GM lots, no Canyons or Colorados. They are not in our space at all...... .... ... .. .

 

We've got to restore relationships with these people!

 

 

 

I grew up with Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash. Now there’s no hope, no jobs, and no cash. Please don’t let anything happen to Kevin Bacon.

 

A redneck was fishing without a license and had caught several fish that he had swimming in a 5-gallon plastic bucket. He spotted the game warden headed his way and managed to throw his rod into the weeds, but the warden saw the bucket and asked to see his fishing license. “I wasn’t fishing”, the redneck replied. “Then where did you get these fish?”, the warden demanded. “These here are my pet fish”, the redneck said, I keep them in a small pond at home but every now and then I bring them here so they can have some fun swimming in a larger body of water. I have them trained and after an hour or so I whistle and they come back so I can take them home.” “Trained fish! I’d like to see that”, said the warden. “OK then, just watch”, the redneck said as he dumped the bucket of fish in the water. They both just stood there for awhile and, finally the warden said, “Aren’t you going to call back your fish?” The redneck replied, “What fish?”

 

I thought I was hungry so I ate a Cinnamon Role with frosting on it.

 

The FBI issues a possible Terrorists attack alert.

 

Have you ever loved a baseball cap?

 

 

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