There I got a cup of Coffee, things are better now.

 

Living at the edge could work.

 

The Old Geezer is talking big in a bar one night about how much money he has, how many women he has been with and how much land he owns. The young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asks, "just how much land do you actually own?" The Old Guy says to the young man, "well sonny, let me put it to ya like this. I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man says, "yeah, I know what you mean -- I used to own a Chevy truck, too"!

 

Am I the only one to notice that's a Buck with his harem?

 

 

 

 

 

My Jack o lantern lost its smile.
It needed a pumpkin patch.

 

There are some really strange names to streets.

 

 

Ever have a party baby at your place?

 

After meeting a Hottie in a late nite bar, with the small talk over I said, "How about going to my place for a nightcap." She Said, "I'd complain but how long would you listen!" ....twss.....