The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
#8058
10-07-2023 | 01:36 PM
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The LEO are tasked with Used Car Lot protection. So they drive thru and see a couple sitting in a Used Car.
So the Squads lit up and the officers are out and approaching the Car. They observe 2 Elderly in the Car.
On further inspection they decide its 2 old women sitting there. "Are you stealing this Car?" "No, we purchased
it today." "Won't it start?" "It runs just fine." Can't you 2 drive?" "Sure can." "Well, why are you just sitting?"
"Our neighbors told us that if we got a car here we would get screwed!"
So the Squads lit up and the officers are out and approaching the Car. They observe 2 Elderly in the Car.
On further inspection they decide its 2 old women sitting there. "Are you stealing this Car?" "No, we purchased
it today." "Won't it start?" "It runs just fine." Can't you 2 drive?" "Sure can." "Well, why are you just sitting?"
"Our neighbors told us that if we got a car here we would get screwed!"
#8059
10-07-2023 | 02:33 PM
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#8062
10-07-2023 | 09:21 PM
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The Guy is sitting at a Desk at the Gate. A recent appears and says, "I was a Carpenter."
"What's your Name?" "Joseph." "Joseph, did you have any Children?" "Yes, a son."
"Was there anything unusual about your son?" "He wasn't born to this world in the usual way."
"Will 'you explain that to me?" Jesus is furiously writing all of this down!
"My Son had Nail holes thru his hands and feet!" Jesus is beside himself, stands from his desk and
opens his arms saying, "Daddy!" ..... "Pinocchio?"
"What's your Name?" "Joseph." "Joseph, did you have any Children?" "Yes, a son."
"Was there anything unusual about your son?" "He wasn't born to this world in the usual way."
"Will 'you explain that to me?" Jesus is furiously writing all of this down!
"My Son had Nail holes thru his hands and feet!" Jesus is beside himself, stands from his desk and
opens his arms saying, "Daddy!" ..... "Pinocchio?"
#8065
10-08-2023 | 07:03 AM
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10-08-2023 | 07:21 AM
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#8068
10-08-2023 | 12:27 PM
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Stupidity got you into this mess -- why can't it get you out?
Even if you are on the right road, you'll get run over if you just stand there.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
Your guilty Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Even if you are on the right road, you'll get run over if you just stand there.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
Your guilty Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Mom and Dad I really need to focus on my Art right now! ......
