The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
What's a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote between his toes. .....twss .....
So men can remember them!
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
What's a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote between his toes. .....twss .....
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A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?" Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closedher eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closedher eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
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Guy is mountain Hiking the Alps and is marveling & taking in all its beauty, mistakenly steps off a high Cliff.
As he is about to fall a long - long ways he quickly grabs a sapling branch, (Imagine Sgt. Snorkel from Beetle Bailey.)
He soon prays, "Please oh please, save me."
"I will save you," booms a Voice. "Prove your faith, let go!"
Guy stares down those 100's of feet of drop and says,
"Is there anybody else out there?"
As he is about to fall a long - long ways he quickly grabs a sapling branch, (Imagine Sgt. Snorkel from Beetle Bailey.)
He soon prays, "Please oh please, save me."
"I will save you," booms a Voice. "Prove your faith, let go!"
Guy stares down those 100's of feet of drop and says,
"Is there anybody else out there?"
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A guy meets a wild hot chick he thinks, so, they hug each other.
Why does she put her arms above your shoulders and around your neck?
Grow up the lady decides if she needs to break your F'n neck now or later!
Why does she put her arms above your shoulders and around your neck?
Grow up the lady decides if she needs to break your F'n neck now or later!
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