The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
Jan 20, 2023 | 12:12 PM
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56panelford
Likely still looking for the remote...
I had never considered hiding one there!
Jan 20, 2023 | 12:17 PM
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BassFantasizer
I had never considered hiding one there!
no telling what else one might find in there...
Jan 20, 2023 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by
Gomerpyle
no telling what else one might find in there...
One of my toolboxes came up missing. If she's got it, at this point she can just keep it.
Jan 20, 2023 | 12:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
BassFantasizer
One of my toolboxes came up missing. If she's got it, at this point she can just keep it.
Who says that's a "she."
Jan 20, 2023 | 01:05 PM
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
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Originally Posted by
Gomerpyle
cause he did not use enough screws.
another 12 or 13 screws would have fixed the leak.
Jan 20, 2023 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by
alloro
Who says that's a "she."
you are a sick puppy!!!
Jan 20, 2023 | 03:02 PM
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↑ said with a touch of sarcasm.
Brakes into his own mancave last night and MT's the waste can.
Mostly full of Cheetos bags.
Jan 20, 2023 | 03:11 PM
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Puppies are generally considered to be cute and adorable. I don't recall anyone here ever making that claim about him.
We really need a sarcasm font.
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Jan 20, 2023 | 03:19 PM
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Devil & ME did it, gor n all! →↨←
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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner..... So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
BassFantasizer
Puppies are generally considered to be cute and adorable. I don't recall anyone here ever making that claim about him.
We really need a sarcasm font.
Will this do..?
Jan 21, 2023 | 12:02 AM
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Lil Johnny's wife meets her husband at the Metro
station after work for the ride home.
Well; Lil Johnny looks haggard, sweaty and pale!
So, she asks, Sweety did you have a rough day?
"You bet it was," Lil Johnny groans.
"Our computers server was down and
we had to think hard all day!"