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Jan 20, 2023 | 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 56panelford

Likely still looking for the remote...

I had never considered hiding one there!

Jan 20, 2023 | 12:17 PM

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Gomerpyle

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I had never considered hiding one there!

no telling what else one might find in there...

Jan 20, 2023 | 12:32 PM

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no telling what else one might find in there...

One of my toolboxes came up missing. If she's got it, at this point she can just keep it.

Jan 20, 2023 | 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BassFantasizer

One of my toolboxes came up missing. If she's got it, at this point she can just keep it.

Who says that's a "she."

Jan 20, 2023 | 01:05 PM

#5420

tjc transport

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Originally Posted by Gomerpyle

cause he did not use enough screws.
another 12 or 13 screws would have fixed the leak.

Jan 20, 2023 | 01:06 PM

#5421

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Originally Posted by alloro

Who says that's a "she."

you are a sick puppy!!!

Jan 20, 2023 | 03:02 PM

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↑ said with a touch of sarcasm.
Brakes into his own mancave last night and MT's the waste can.
Mostly full of Cheetos bags.

Jan 20, 2023 | 03:11 PM

#5423

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Puppies are generally considered to be cute and adorable. I don't recall anyone here ever making that claim about him.

We really need a sarcasm font.

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Jan 20, 2023 | 03:19 PM

#5424

Papa Tiger

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.....

Devil & ME did it, gor n all! →↨←

Jan 20, 2023 | 04:23 PM

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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner..... So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!

Jan 20, 2023 | 04:58 PM

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Jan 20, 2023 | 04:59 PM

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Jan 20, 2023 | 06:40 PM

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Jan 20, 2023 | 07:29 PM

#5429

56panelford

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BassFantasizer

Puppies are generally considered to be cute and adorable. I don't recall anyone here ever making that claim about him.

We really need a sarcasm font.

Will this do..?

Jan 21, 2023 | 12:02 AM

#5430

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Lil Johnny's wife meets her husband at the Metro
station after work for the ride home.
Well; Lil Johnny looks haggard, sweaty and pale!
So, she asks, Sweety did you have a rough day?
"You bet it was," Lil Johnny groans.
"Our computers server was down and
we had to think hard all day!"

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