The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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"If you'll go pick up some Celery and
Spicy V8 juice, pour the Hot V8 juice,
sweetheart and Slice the Celery said Tracy,
the newlywed bride, "I will have Brunch ready."
"Good, what are we having for Brunch?"
asked Lil Johnny a new husband.
"Spicy hot V8 juice," Tracy replied,
"And Celery for deep dipping."
Spicy V8 juice, pour the Hot V8 juice,
sweetheart and Slice the Celery said Tracy,
the newlywed bride, "I will have Brunch ready."
"Good, what are we having for Brunch?"
asked Lil Johnny a new husband.
"Spicy hot V8 juice," Tracy replied,
"And Celery for deep dipping."
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Husband and Wife Christmas ShoppingA couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got allchoked up…"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied."Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."
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I made my wife go to work for the CIA, that way she wouldn't be allowed to tell me about her day.
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There are four brothers. They are all at the funeral home. One of them is in the coffin dead. The three thats left go to their brother one at a time. The first one takes wad of bills and place them in the coffin. He leaves. Second also puts a roll in. He leaves. Third one takes the money out counts them, puts the money in his pocket, writes a check and puts it in the coffin.