The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
#4321
10-21-2022, 06:06 PM
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It's a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962
Lil Johnny has a date with Denise.
Well; Lil Johnny arrives at her house and rings the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Denise's Mom says and
Well; she welcomes LIL Johnny into their home.
"So, what are you and Denise planning to do tonight," she asks Lil Johnny?
"Oh, probably catch a film, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the cafe.
Well; then maybe take a walk on the beach.".
"Denise likes to screw, you know," Mom informs Lil Johnny.
"Is that so?" says Lil Johnny incredulous.
"Yes," said Mom. "As a matter of fact,
she'll screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Lil Johnny says
as he begins thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
Well; "Have fun, kids," Mom says as they leave.
Well; Half an hour later, a completely disheveled
Denise burst into the house and
slams the front door behind her.
"The TWIST, Mom, the TWIST!" she angrily yells at her Mom.
"THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
It's a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962
Lil Johnny has a date with Denise.
Well; Lil Johnny arrives at her house and rings the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Denise's Mom says and
Well; she welcomes LIL Johnny into their home.
"So, what are you and Denise planning to do tonight," she asks Lil Johnny?
"Oh, probably catch a film, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the cafe.
Well; then maybe take a walk on the beach.".
"Denise likes to screw, you know," Mom informs Lil Johnny.
"Is that so?" says Lil Johnny incredulous.
"Yes," said Mom. "As a matter of fact,
she'll screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Lil Johnny says
as he begins thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
Well; "Have fun, kids," Mom says as they leave.
Well; Half an hour later, a completely disheveled
Denise burst into the house and
slams the front door behind her.
"The TWIST, Mom, the TWIST!" she angrily yells at her Mom.
"THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
#4322
10-21-2022, 09:38 PM
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#4328
10-22-2022, 11:32 AM
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Lil Johnny asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.
"Not really," Lil Mary angrily responds.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Lil Johnny starting to get agitated .
"No," she yells.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" Yells Lil Johnny!
She again rejects his offer with a screaming, "No thanks."
"Well what would you like for our anniversary?" Lil Johnny screams out.
"Well; Lil Johnny, I'd like a divorce," angry Lil Mary Screams! .....
.....
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," screams Lil Johnny. .....
"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.
"Not really," Lil Mary angrily responds.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Lil Johnny starting to get agitated .
"No," she yells.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" Yells Lil Johnny!
She again rejects his offer with a screaming, "No thanks."
"Well what would you like for our anniversary?" Lil Johnny screams out.
"Well; Lil Johnny, I'd like a divorce," angry Lil Mary Screams! .....
....."Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," screams Lil Johnny. .....
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10-22-2022, 11:33 AM
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#4333
10-22-2022, 01:40 PM
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed.
She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do.
After leafing through the magazine her husband says, "frankly, I'm not sure -- but I don't think that spanking her is going to help".
She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do.
After leafing through the magazine her husband says, "frankly, I'm not sure -- but I don't think that spanking her is going to help".
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