The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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10-17-2022, 07:30 AM
I was bass fishing last weekend when I got a call from my wife.
"Hi, honey! How's the fishing?" she asked.
"A bit slow but I do have two keepers already. A boy bass and a girl bass!"
"A boy bass and a girl bass? How do you tell the difference?"
"It's easy", I replied. "One's kind cute and has a fat bottom!"
"Hi, honey! How's the fishing?" she asked.
"A bit slow but I do have two keepers already. A boy bass and a girl bass!"
"A boy bass and a girl bass? How do you tell the difference?"
"It's easy", I replied. "One's kind cute and has a fat bottom!"
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When I got there, I learned that there had been a run on them with only 2 16-pounders left in stock.
I picked one of them up, and held it as if to heft it. My first thought was, "I'm the biggest SOB that going to walk into this store today and 'No'. Just 'No'. Who in the hell do they sell these things to?????"