The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
Remember a real nice pair of ***** back then?
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop,
She is waiting for a bus, wearing a tight leather skirt.
When the Bus arrives, it was her turn to get on,
she realizes that her skirt is too tight to allow
her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed but with a quick smile to the bus driver,
Shirley reaches behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this will give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tries to make the step only to discover she still can't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reaches behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
For the second time the Blond attempts the step and
once again, and much to her chagrin, she can not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reaches behind to
unzip a little more and again is unable to make the step.
About this time, a big man standing behind her
picks her easily up by the waist and
places her gently on the step of the bus.
Shirley goes ballistic and turns to the Good Samaritan and screeches,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The man smiles and drawls, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figure we was friends."
She is waiting for a bus, wearing a tight leather skirt.
When the Bus arrives, it was her turn to get on,
she realizes that her skirt is too tight to allow
her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed but with a quick smile to the bus driver,
Shirley reaches behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this will give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tries to make the step only to discover she still can't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reaches behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
For the second time the Blond attempts the step and
once again, and much to her chagrin, she can not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reaches behind to
unzip a little more and again is unable to make the step.
About this time, a big man standing behind her
picks her easily up by the waist and
places her gently on the step of the bus.
Shirley goes ballistic and turns to the Good Samaritan and screeches,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The man smiles and drawls, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figure we was friends."
