The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Animal life had adapted to years of salt water intrusion into the Everglades. So much so, that when South Florida moved into an unusually heavy rainfall pattern some of the wildlife struggled with the environmental changes. Scientists noted that one species of frog was nearly wiped out, but biologists were eventually able to save it. They determined that the changes had caused the frogs to secrete an oily film that clung to their bodies. It was so slick that the frogs were physically unable to mate! Reintroduction of salt into the environment was the long-term fix, but salt alone wasn't enough to reverse the effects already seen in the frogs. One scientist discovered that a compound based on a single sodium atom was effective at turning the secretion into a tacky substance and the frog population was saved. At the press conference, the scientist explained, "all they needed was monosodium glue to mate".
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In the darkness of those moments in the tunnel, the passengers heard two things - a kiss and a slap.
Everyone on the train had his or her own outlook of what happened. For example . . .
The young lady assumed to herself, "While I'm flattered that the handsome someone kissed me,
I'm embarrassed that my grandmother slapped him."
The grandmother supposed, "I'm disappointed with the granddaughter, the lil ****,
but I'm proud that she hit him."
The general thought, "What in the world . . . why did that young hot chick slap me?
Everyone on the train had his or her own outlook of what happened. For example . . .
The young lady assumed to herself, "While I'm flattered that the handsome someone kissed me,
I'm embarrassed that my grandmother slapped him."
The grandmother supposed, "I'm disappointed with the granddaughter, the lil ****,
but I'm proud that she hit him."
The general thought, "What in the world . . . why did that young hot chick slap me?
