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The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Marty is in the hospital and is dying. He tells his wife “ Marsha when I’m gone I want to give the 3 buildings to my sons.” “Give the building on 42nd Street to Marty, give the building on Times Square to Henry, and give the building on 34th street to Allen.” The nurse hearing this tells Marsha “what a wonderful gesture, I didn’t know your husband was a real estate tycoon.” Marsh says “he’s not a real estate tycoon, he’s a window washer.”
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A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer's dog bites the officer. Then she turns around and bites one of the customers.
The loan officer asks the farmer: I understand why your dog bit me. But why did she bite the customer.
I don't know...probably to get the bad taste out of her mouth.
The loan officer asks the farmer: I understand why your dog bit me. But why did she bite the customer.
I don't know...probably to get the bad taste out of her mouth.