The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
He goes to the Bathroom and has forgot why he is in a tiny room with only one exit.
Next he goes to the kitchen and wonders if he is hungry !
Then the Lil Woman says, "this is the third time and I'm telling you to go get a loaf of Bread Askhole!"
Next he goes to the kitchen and wonders if he is hungry !
Then the Lil Woman says, "this is the third time and I'm telling you to go get a loaf of Bread Askhole!"
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From: SW Washington
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habitwho asks: 'What may we do for you, my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...'
'Very well, my son...Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man: 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs: 'Please place $100 in the cup – then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
*GO IN PEACE.*
*YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.*
*SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!*
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habitwho asks: 'What may we do for you, my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...'
'Very well, my son...Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man: 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs: 'Please place $100 in the cup – then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
*GO IN PEACE.*
*YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.*
*SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!*
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It's the third consecutive day of the guy going to the bar.
He orders another six double vodkas.
The Bartender says, "Geez Sweetie! Doesn't anybody
in your family like women?".
"Yeah, my wife..."
He orders another six double vodkas.
The Bartender says, "Geez Sweetie! Doesn't anybody
in your family like women?".
"Yeah, my wife..."