The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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07-31-2022, 09:52 PM
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07-31-2022, 10:10 PM
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07-31-2022, 10:34 PM
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She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children,
I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.”
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint
but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers,
all of the kids were stumped. I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher.
“It’s something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.”
Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and
shouted, “Quick! Spit’em out! They’re *******s!”
I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.”
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint
but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers,
all of the kids were stumped. I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher.
“It’s something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.”
Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and
shouted, “Quick! Spit’em out! They’re *******s!”
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08-01-2022, 06:31 PM
Spanish media has announced an investigation into the disappearance of the country's foremost magician.
It seems that the act's finale had historically been for the magician to stand in the center of the stage, count to three, and disappear.
However, his last show concluded with him counting, "Uno!", "Dos!", and disappearing without a "Tres"!
It seems that the act's finale had historically been for the magician to stand in the center of the stage, count to three, and disappear.
However, his last show concluded with him counting, "Uno!", "Dos!", and disappearing without a "Tres"!
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