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The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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My doctor has a terrible time with nouns and verbs. To help him, I took a pen and wrote 3 sentences:
The dog barked.
The ewe stood up.
The man drove.
I asked him to take a red crayon and circle the nouns.
When I came back later, he said he was confused....didn't know what a ewe was and couldn't remember if he was supposed to use the crayon or the pen. So I said to him:
Ewe ain't nothing but a noun, Doc.
Crayon all the time.
The dog barked.
The ewe stood up.
The man drove.
I asked him to take a red crayon and circle the nouns.
When I came back later, he said he was confused....didn't know what a ewe was and couldn't remember if he was supposed to use the crayon or the pen. So I said to him:
Ewe ain't nothing but a noun, Doc.
Crayon all the time.
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We just finished converting my neighbor's van to electric, using the motor from a Kenmore dryer as the drive motor.
But we had trouble getting it started. It wasn't until we realized that we hadn't shut the door properly that we were able to take it for a spin.
But we had trouble getting it started. It wasn't until we realized that we hadn't shut the door properly that we were able to take it for a spin.
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From: N.W. Alabama
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