2011 Texas Sized B.S Thread.
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Played poker last night until 3:30 this morning. Just quarter bets and ante. Good cheap way to play. Won a little over 25 bucks. Had a blast. Started out with 3 dollars in quarters. Not a bad night. Was nice gettin out hangin with the guys.
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Morning Scotty.
Morning all.
Hope everyone is having a great weekend as well.
Morning all.
Hope everyone is having a great weekend as well.
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What I meant was... After jan 1, 2010 to be qualified as a master plumber you must be licensed as a journeyman for 4yrs, or have a approved course from the department of labor and a journeymans license.......
This law may be repealed and go back to the previous law.
This law may be repealed and go back to the previous law.
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I** have a new pick up line that works every time!* It doesn't matter** how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a** winner and always * end** up in bed with them. Here's how it goes, "Excuse me love, could I ask** your opinion?* Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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I** have a new pick up line that works every time!* It doesn't matter** how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a** winner and always * end** up in bed with them. Here's how it goes, "Excuse me love, could I ask** your opinion?* Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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I** have a new pick up line that works every time!* It doesn't matter** how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a** winner and always * end** up in bed with them. Here's how it goes, "Excuse me love, could I ask** your opinion?* Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
Now that is a good one. I might have to try that on the wife. Maybe then I can get her in bed too
, been together for 12 years now.Morning everyone! Have a good monday.
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So is everyone ready for this cold snap we're fixing to have? North Texas is forecast to drop to freezing tomorrow and not get above it till Friday. Wind gusts to 40 mph tomorrow and they're even talking about single digit wind chills tomorrow and below 0 wind chills tomorrow night.
Anyone have some extra global warming I can borrow for the rest of the week?
Anyone have some extra global warming I can borrow for the rest of the week?
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From: Abilene, Texas
I here that chris. This is going to be the coldest I can remember it getting around here. It has already started to hit here in midland. That drive back to Abilene on wensday is going to suck.