We borrowed 6 tables & 30 chairs from the local Catholic school. The principal had the 8th graders bring the stuff out to the truck, all I had to do was grab and load.

A young blond remarked "Wow, that's a big truck!" as the Ex was less than half full. Me: 'Yeah, good thing." She: "Can it take me away from here?"

Me: 'gulp'

 

I feel your pain. You should be me when my wifes friends fly over from Japan for a visit. Makes me feel like and shortly thereafter .

Ahhh, monogamy.....

 

I dont have the Monotony problem

I would have asked the blonde if I could see her license

 

8th grader ? Hmmmmmm, that's more like instant prison term bait.

 

Sounds to me like she has troubles at home. Either that or shes baaaaaaaad news. Sheesh