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Old Sep 14, 2010 | 02:18 PM
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We borrowed 6 tables & 30 chairs from the local Catholic school. The principal had the 8th graders bring the stuff out to the truck, all I had to do was grab and load.

A young blond remarked "Wow, that's a big truck!" as the Ex was less than half full. Me: 'Yeah, good thing." She: "Can it take me away from here?"

Me: 'gulp'
 
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Old Sep 14, 2010 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by howler4x4
We borrowed 6 tables & 30 chairs from the local Catholic school. The principal had the 8th graders bring the stuff out to the truck, all I had to do was grab and load.

A young blond remarked "Wow, that's a big truck!" as the Ex was less than half full. Me: 'Yeah, good thing." She: "Can it take me away from here?"

Me: 'gulp'

I feel your pain. You should be me when my wifes friends fly over from Japan for a visit. Makes me feel like and shortly thereafter .

Ahhh, monogamy.....
 
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Old Sep 14, 2010 | 07:29 PM
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I dont have the Monotony problem

I would have asked the blonde if I could see her license
 
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Old Sep 14, 2010 | 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by howler4x4
We borrowed 6 tables & 30 chairs from the local Catholic school. The principal had the 8th graders bring the stuff out to the truck, all I had to do was grab and load.

A young blond remarked "Wow, that's a big truck!" as the Ex was less than half full. Me: 'Yeah, good thing." She: "Can it take me away from here?"

Me: 'gulp'
8th grader ? Hmmmmmm, that's more like instant prison term bait.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2010 | 11:17 PM
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Sounds to me like she has troubles at home. Either that or shes baaaaaaaad news. Sheesh
 
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