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From: Wyoming
Morning all.. Yesterday was absolutely wonderful.. Didnt get too hot! Yay! I hear its supposed to warm up again to almost 100, then drop immediately down to low 80's again.. The weather here is strange!
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From: Western Central NV
Good Morning Everyone. Not to bad here in the 60s, suppose to get in the 70s. This weekend it will drop to the mid 50s for highs. Warm weather isn't in any hurry to come our way.
We are thinking a road trip in a couple of weeks to meet with warmer weather. Bullhead City is in the thoughts. Maybe a couple of days in Death Valley & Tecopa Hot Springs will fill the bill.
Craig
We are thinking a road trip in a couple of weeks to meet with warmer weather. Bullhead City is in the thoughts. Maybe a couple of days in Death Valley & Tecopa Hot Springs will fill the bill.
Craig
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From: HOUSTON, TX
Saw this in the Joke thread, Thought you guys might like it
Drinking with an Arizona Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
Drinking with an Arizona Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
