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Old Aug 6, 2010 | 08:44 AM
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You will like it mines 14yrs old and only cut up in two small places. Shovels did it. Check out the good morning post for more bs
 
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Old Aug 6, 2010 | 02:51 PM
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How about this for your tailgaters
Get this Hitch Step from SUPERBUMPER! Help Eliminate Rear End Collision Damage with Patented Compressor System that's Proven & Tested
 
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Old Aug 6, 2010 | 05:59 PM
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I think I would rather have something with big scary spikes on it.
 
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Old Aug 6, 2010 | 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by itsnotanova
I think I would rather have something with big scary spikes on it.
That combined with a flamethrower exhaust.

Texas members please participate in this pic
competition https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/9...round-8-a.html

...and please vote for mine. Two-tone silver one.
Thanks
 
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Old Aug 6, 2010 | 09:39 PM
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Had a friend once that had his rear window sprayer modified so it would spray water all over a tailgaters windshield if they got to close.
 
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Old Aug 6, 2010 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by itsnotanova
Had a friend once that had his rear window sprayer modified so it would spray water all over a tailgaters windshield if they got to close.
are you serious? that just gave me an idea.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2010 | 01:34 AM
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I had a car with a rear windshield wiper, the hose came off once and I hit it to wash the back window and it sprayed all over the car behind me. Was pretty dang funny.

On the promotion...I have my board and assessment up Tuesday at 1600. I am now the most senior person applying for this position, as the other 2 senior people dropped from the applicant pool, and one resigned from their position with the city all together to move up north. I feel pretty good about my chances, only one person I'm semi worried about getting it over me, but they'd still do a good job.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2010 | 01:48 AM
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Good outlook mark.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2010 | 07:08 AM
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Good luck Mark
 
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Old Aug 7, 2010 | 08:00 AM
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Thats good to hear Mark.
Woody the fellow that had teh rear wiper sprayer point should have put his on his window too. ha
 
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Old Aug 7, 2010 | 09:18 AM
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Blast of Red man out the window is another good deterant. lol

 
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Old Aug 7, 2010 | 10:30 AM
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Tim
Please change my oil for me while your at it. It takes 15 qts of this stuff.

Originally Posted by texans
me next, me next come on Tim.

Well im off to get my work truck Rhino lined
I'm still new with these super powers.... When my daughter asked me to change her oil by telekinesis I accidentally thought about her car being painted pink. It was not pretty.

Timothy
 
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Old Aug 7, 2010 | 10:54 AM
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I was in a van full of drunks when one tried peeing out the window to get the van of drunks behind us. It wasn't really thought out that well because the pee just ended up spraying everyone in our van instead.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2010 | 12:29 PM
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I'm still new with these super powers.... When my daughter asked me to change her oil by telekinesis I accidentally thought about her car being painted pink. It was not pretty.

Timothy
No wonder I thought I smelled maple surup when I fired it up.

Time for a oil change and some
 
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Old Aug 7, 2010 | 12:45 PM
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funny I had pancakes this morning as well. They were tasty!
 
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