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Old Jul 1, 2010 | 07:19 PM
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I tried having fun with a girl that size once. It's even scarier when they take their underwear off. My ***** started yelping and ran off down the road.
 
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Old Jul 1, 2010 | 07:23 PM
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Ok, here is to get the bad taste out of our mouths
I tried to have fun with a girl THIS size but my wife said NO
 
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Old Jul 1, 2010 | 08:00 PM
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ahhhhhhhhh !!!!!!
 
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Old Jul 1, 2010 | 08:09 PM
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Hey Mark How are ya?
 
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Old Jul 1, 2010 | 09:29 PM
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Hello everyone out there, Mark, Robert, how we doin tonight?
 
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Old Jul 1, 2010 | 09:30 PM
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Not too bad, Just listening to the rain and getting ready to hit the hay
 
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Old Jul 1, 2010 | 09:40 PM
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still at work over here!!! hope everyone elses day went ok...
 
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Old Jul 1, 2010 | 09:42 PM
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Hows the night shift treating you?
 
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Old Jul 1, 2010 | 09:48 PM
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Hows the night shift treating you?
HA.. worked lots of overtime so far today... I'm on my 5th hour of overtime right now.. Prolly be here til around 11PM.
 
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Old Jul 2, 2010 | 05:51 AM
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Good Morning Texas!

TGIF!
 
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Good Morning Steve....and Good Morning Texas. Hope everyone has a short and quick Friday!
 
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Old Jul 2, 2010 | 07:19 AM
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Morning everyone, Looks kinda drab outside, stilll hear alittle thunder
 
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Old Jul 2, 2010 | 07:28 AM
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yep still raining out my way.
 
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How are you doing today Robert?
 
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Pretty Good, If it does not rain to much I really need to go put on a 2" backflow preventer for the building I'm working on, then I guess so far we are still on for the parade for the 9 yr ols(Corie) cheerleading team to ride in, I'll get the Old Ford cleaned and ready. They asked if my truck could pull a 20' trailer, I said yea even with the semi attatched to it
 
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