OT-FRIENDS.
Hotshot
Joined: Oct 2003
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From: Ashland City, TN
That is what you want. Yea, the youngins are fun to toss around and play with, but when you wanna be done for a week afterwards, you go find a cougar. =)
Might have to apply ointment when your done.
I'm just speaking from experience.
And no, not the bad ointment, the hurts so good ointment.
Like you know.... oh n/m
And yes, the good friend always helps, but you can only get shat on for so long. I dumped a dude like that this last summer, got tired of cleaning up after him.
Posting Guru
Joined: Mar 2008
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From: Billerica, MA
no I'm not single but I got pretty lucky, she hates drama and stays clear of it as much as she can. I've been with her for almost a year and I can only think of two times that I had to hear about wah wah wah girl drama... you know. lol
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From: Billerica, MA
ewwwww dude that is to cougaresk lol. And I just realized that we can't even keep an OFF TOPIC thread on topic.... this is really starting to become an issue. We might need to attend HA meetings, Hijackers Anonymous lol.
Fleet Mechanic
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: Meigs County Ohio
cougars have experience that no young girls can match.
That is what you want. Yea, the youngins are fun to toss around and play with, but when you wanna be done for a week afterwards, you go find a cougar. =)
Might have to apply ointment when your done.
I'm just speaking from experience.
And no, not the bad ointment, the hurts so good ointment.
Like you know.... oh n/m
And yes, the good friend always helps, but you can only get shat on for so long. I dumped a dude like that this last summer, got tired of cleaning up after him.
That is what you want. Yea, the youngins are fun to toss around and play with, but when you wanna be done for a week afterwards, you go find a cougar. =)
Might have to apply ointment when your done.
I'm just speaking from experience.
And no, not the bad ointment, the hurts so good ointment.
Like you know.... oh n/m
And yes, the good friend always helps, but you can only get shat on for so long. I dumped a dude like that this last summer, got tired of cleaning up after him.
EDIT: Why would we go to Hijackers Anonymous? I mean we all know each others first names, so... kind of.. ya know... isnt anonymous... Its like trying to have a 1 night stand with you wife.... Dont make since.
Hotshot
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 10,008
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From: Austin, TX
I like tacos...........
on a side note though.. Richard, i have had multiple GFs who were cheer leaders, so not only did i get to abuse the look of the skimpy things they wear, but also they are FLEXIBLE AS HELL!!!!!!! so i know what it's like to throw 'em around and tweek 'em, but experience does trump all sir...
on a side note though.. Richard, i have had multiple GFs who were cheer leaders, so not only did i get to abuse the look of the skimpy things they wear, but also they are FLEXIBLE AS HELL!!!!!!! so i know what it's like to throw 'em around and tweek 'em, but experience does trump all sir...
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Fleet Mechanic
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: Meigs County Ohio
Lol or they could be the whips and chain type, so you have to do what they want. But like Bundy said, they are straight forward, none of this guessing game on what you need to do to pleasure them, they let you know so you can do it.
Fleet Mechanic
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: Meigs County Ohio
Well my one and only experience, she wasn't demanding, she just told me how she liked it, so did it that way, and yeah. I am here to tell you about it. And what is it with older women and doing it in the shower?
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Joined: Mar 2008
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From: Billerica, MA
well doing it in the shower is fricken amazing, and it serves two purposes, pleasure and cleaning so it cuts down on the time you lose in the day lol. And you guys just need to find a younger girl (early 20's) that knows what she wants and will tell you how to do things. And my gf just got some handcuffs...... woohooo hahaha. So they are out there boys you just gotta fined em' in your neck of the woods. Travis, when I come down there I'll find you one hahaha, between me and my buddy Rob we will be sure to get you a goin cougar in training in her early 20's. lol
