December off topic, chat, and BS thread!
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I forgot the best last night! We got the daughter a dalmation for xmas last night.
We are on our way home, and "tinker" start's trying to get in my lap. I resisted him at first because i was driving, but i let him in my lap and he's in love with me. I'm petting him, he's kissing me, looking out the window, just all around being great. After about 20 minutes the wife says "crack your window for him" and he starts getting stirred up, so I told her "ya gotta take him, he's starting to jump on my arms making me jerk the wheel." He's in her lap for all of 20 seconds before i hear scream's coming from the wife "HE'S PEEING ON ME, PULL OVER!!"
At this point i'm almost crying. He stopped and I told her "he's done now, no need to pull over" so i didnt come to a complete stop. 3 second's later... "NO HE'S NOT, HE'S PEEING AGAIN, PULL THE **** OVER!!!" Now i'm crying trying to get pulled over, let him out and he's like 'why'd we stop, stu--p--id?'
She flips the light on and she was hosed down! Funny as hell.
We are on our way home, and "tinker" start's trying to get in my lap. I resisted him at first because i was driving, but i let him in my lap and he's in love with me. I'm petting him, he's kissing me, looking out the window, just all around being great. After about 20 minutes the wife says "crack your window for him" and he starts getting stirred up, so I told her "ya gotta take him, he's starting to jump on my arms making me jerk the wheel." He's in her lap for all of 20 seconds before i hear scream's coming from the wife "HE'S PEEING ON ME, PULL OVER!!"
At this point i'm almost crying. He stopped and I told her "he's done now, no need to pull over" so i didnt come to a complete stop. 3 second's later... "NO HE'S NOT, HE'S PEEING AGAIN, PULL THE **** OVER!!!" Now i'm crying trying to get pulled over, let him out and he's like 'why'd we stop, stu--p--id?'
She flips the light on and she was hosed down! Funny as hell.
That's SO funny....I have my I-Phone headphones in listening to music and the people on the other side of the office just asked if I was OK!!!!!!!
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I forgot the best last night! We got the daughter a dalmation for xmas last night.
We are on our way home, and "tinker" start's trying to get in my lap. I resisted him at first because i was driving, but i let him in my lap and he's in love with me. I'm petting him, he's kissing me, looking out the window, just all around being great. After about 20 minutes the wife says "crack your window for him" and he starts getting stirred up, so I told her "ya gotta take him, he's starting to jump on my arms making me jerk the wheel." He's in her lap for all of 20 seconds before i hear scream's coming from the wife "HE'S PEEING ON ME, PULL OVER!!"
At this point i'm almost crying. He stopped and I told her "he's done now, no need to pull over" so i didnt come to a complete stop. 3 second's later... "NO HE'S NOT, HE'S PEEING AGAIN, PULL THE **** OVER!!!" Now i'm crying trying to get pulled over, let him out and he's like 'why'd we stop, stu--p--id?'
She flips the light on and she was hosed down! Funny as hell.
We are on our way home, and "tinker" start's trying to get in my lap. I resisted him at first because i was driving, but i let him in my lap and he's in love with me. I'm petting him, he's kissing me, looking out the window, just all around being great. After about 20 minutes the wife says "crack your window for him" and he starts getting stirred up, so I told her "ya gotta take him, he's starting to jump on my arms making me jerk the wheel." He's in her lap for all of 20 seconds before i hear scream's coming from the wife "HE'S PEEING ON ME, PULL OVER!!"
At this point i'm almost crying. He stopped and I told her "he's done now, no need to pull over" so i didnt come to a complete stop. 3 second's later... "NO HE'S NOT, HE'S PEEING AGAIN, PULL THE **** OVER!!!" Now i'm crying trying to get pulled over, let him out and he's like 'why'd we stop, stu--p--id?'
She flips the light on and she was hosed down! Funny as hell.
Well, look what the cat dragged in! What's up Terry, I was wondering where you were hiding.
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i was trying to establish whether Derik had a T18 (non-syncro 1st), or a NP435 (still, non-syncro 1st), or a T19, which is synchronized in 1st gear. (or possibly a RUG, which isn't a top-loader) and is more of a overdrive type transmission