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Old Jul 19, 2025 | 05:57 PM
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Why do 3 year olds and really old folks keep asking why?
 
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Old Jul 21, 2025 | 07:05 AM
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3 year olds are still developing their brain so they can't think things through to their logical conclusion, (Much like some women and men who never had to) Seniors ask why because either they forgot or they don't understand why you would do something that way, because they would do it different.
 
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Old Jul 29, 2025 | 05:09 PM
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Why is it that I'd be a lot more successful if it wasn't for me.
 
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Old Jul 30, 2025 | 08:36 AM
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Why is giving birth called delivery instead of take out?
 
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Old Aug 1, 2025 | 07:37 AM
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Never understood why a set of false teeth is called
"dentures".
They really missed an opportunity to call it
"substitooths"
 
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Old Aug 21, 2025 | 01:07 PM
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Why do I have to use leaves to wipe in the woods when there are bears using Charmin?
 
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Old Aug 25, 2025 | 09:57 PM
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Why not?

​​​​​​Tuba, or some brass instrument, urinals | Urinals, Crazy bathroom, Cool ...
 
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Old Aug 26, 2025 | 09:04 AM
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When there is a toot while you’re going you can blame it on the horn.
 
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Old Aug 27, 2025 | 08:24 PM
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Why I wonder how those would work for a commode? Talk about sticky valves...

Didn't we have a thread on that?
 
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Old Aug 28, 2025 | 05:23 PM
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Why does that pic not make me horny :-)
 
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Old Aug 28, 2025 | 07:08 PM
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Why do I not know what kind of horns those might be?
 
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Old Aug 28, 2025 | 07:16 PM
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I think the horns are french, why would that make me think that the urinals are french also?
 
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Old Aug 28, 2025 | 07:33 PM
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I think the horns are french, why would that make me think that the urinals are french also?
So a Linguee? :-)
 
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Old Aug 29, 2025 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Flip4ford
So a Linguee? :-)
I think it is a pissoirs.
 
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Old Sep 2, 2025 | 06:29 AM
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I think it is a pissoirs.
or a vespasienne (ok I had to look that one up,)
 
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