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Old Jun 21, 2016 | 07:49 PM
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Why did Curtis eat something gassy for dinner last night?
 
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Old Jun 22, 2016 | 07:48 AM
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Why does it smell nasty in here......
 
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Old Jun 22, 2016 | 07:56 AM
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Why am I just going to say ewwww?
 
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Old Jun 22, 2016 | 08:39 AM
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Why am I sad to return from vacation?
 
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Old Jun 22, 2016 | 09:45 AM
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Why does it still stink in here?
 
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Old Jun 22, 2016 | 02:16 PM
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Why did I have tacos for lunch, because I know that's what we are having for dinner tonight, then work is providing tacos again tomorrow for lunch.. I never learn. At least there were no beans.
 
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Old Jun 22, 2016 | 02:18 PM
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Why am I sad to return from vacation?


oh... u lucky dog..


ahem..



I mean...


Why didn't I do that on vacation?
 
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Old Jun 22, 2016 | 07:25 PM
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Why did I have tacos for lunch, because I know that's what we are having for dinner tonight, then work is providing tacos again tomorrow for lunch.. I never learn. At least there were no beans.

Why is Curtis going to turn into a taco?

When is Curtis going to turn into a taco?
 
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Old Jun 23, 2016 | 08:45 AM
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why was there a change in plans? why did work not provide tacos yesterday?


Why did tacos taste so good for dinner last night?


Why am I considering going to "Fuzzy's Tacos" for lunch if work doesn't cook today?
 
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Old Jun 23, 2016 | 06:47 PM
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Why was it a Tacoless day for you?
 
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Old Jun 23, 2016 | 07:41 PM
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Why would I eat tacos on any day of the week?
 
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Old Jun 23, 2016 | 09:56 PM
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Why don't I say good night?
 
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Old Jun 23, 2016 | 10:23 PM
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Why don't you John?

Goodnight John TTYL bud.
 
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Old Jun 24, 2016 | 08:37 AM
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Why I think it's morning fellas?
 
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Old Jun 24, 2016 | 08:59 AM
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