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From: northwestern Ontario
Why not tell the software guy to take a Viagra, then he can say it's hard to explain..?
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From: Newton America :-P
WHy does these topics remind me of a story---- A seventy year old guy calls his dentist office and says I need to talk to the dentist right away!! The receptionist hurrys back to the room where the dentist is working on a patient. He runs back to the phone-- and the guy says: I took a pill and have had an errection for over 4 hours -- The dentist says-- Umm ok -- this is your dentist Whay did you call me--- and the Guy Says:
Hell I'm calling everybody! :-)
Hell I'm calling everybody! :-)
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Why.. I tell ya.. that is pretty funny!!
A woman walks into the doctors office and tells the doctor she needs something to give her more energy. She is always exhausted. The doctor asked how often she had intercourse, to which she replied, 4-5 times per week. The doctor said maybe she should take a break in the middle of the week, say for instance take Wednesday off.
She quickly snapped back at the doctor, "I can't take Wednesday off, that is the only day I am at home with my husband"
A woman walks into the doctors office and tells the doctor she needs something to give her more energy. She is always exhausted. The doctor asked how often she had intercourse, to which she replied, 4-5 times per week. The doctor said maybe she should take a break in the middle of the week, say for instance take Wednesday off.
She quickly snapped back at the doctor, "I can't take Wednesday off, that is the only day I am at home with my husband"
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From: Peoria, Illinois
WHy does these topics remind me of a story---- A seventy year old guy calls his dentist office and says I need to talk to the dentist right away!! The receptionist hurrys back to the room where the dentist is working on a patient. He runs back to the phone-- and the guy says: I took a pill and have had an errection for over 4 hours -- The dentist says-- Umm ok -- this is your dentist Whay did you call me--- and the Guy Says:
Hell I'm calling everybody! :-)
Hell I'm calling everybody! :-)
Maybe some of them will help him get rid of it.
