wow your fancy. whats wrong with a good old rem 870?

 

its free if you use the self check at Waly world and "forget" to scan them. i get all kinds of crap free that way.

 

I got a smokin' deal on this one brand new a couple of years ago and have never fired it. Yet.

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Thanks, but I'm not getting arrested because of a $3.50 bag of chips..........

I'm cheap, but not THAT cheap.

 

I keep getting a phone call saying "this is the second warning, the factory warranty on your vehicle is about to expire!"


...didn't know that fort had a 24 year warranty!

...and how can it be the second warning if I get the same call twice a week?

 

why do you not take it to a range and test fire it? nothing is more fun and stress releaving than an hour or to at the range with a 12ga( well nothing you can do with your cloths on).

 

i do it with 1/2 the stuff i get. it has cut my grocery bill in half. how would thy catch you?? one time it was a problem and i just acted like i was sorry and had thought the
scanner had gotten it.then thy are like"oh, its ok it happens to all of us some times"

 

Ooo! Ooo! I know! I just found out why, watching the History Channel. They give the chips a lot of room so they don't get crushed and poof up the bag with nitrogen to keep 'em fresh!

 

oh. means chips cost .50, nitrogen and bag $3.00.

 

Pretty much, i'd rather have a full bag of broken chips, than half a bag of nitrogen/chips

 

I used to get that call pretty regular. I found out the only way to get them to stop calling was to get just plain nasty with them. I'm talking major four letter word usage here

 

my 85 year old mom has a boat air horn she blows in the phone. gotta get a live person on there first. it's real effective.

 

It's always a recording, other wise I would use my airhorns
"press 0 to reach an operator"
translation, "haha click this if you're retarded enough to think this a real message so we can hang up on you"

 

It's the Marketing department in action; the packaging is generally bright & cheery &
inviting and tells you you're getting a good deal for your money. What appears as a better
value: 1) A big, bright bag with tempting pictures, or 2) A tennis-ball can with 12 oz of
consumable food units inside of it?

 

yeah, and when you get the great looking package home, the stuff don't taste like the bag looks. my grandson gets lots a goodies that way