We can only dream to have been the guy in the Burberry Jacket.
Rog

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
>
> Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST
>
> I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over,
> shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked
> for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.I hope you somehow come across this
> message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants
> when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.
>
> Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it
> wasn't that cold outside.
> You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP
> pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it
> that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when
> pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of
> fun walking back to wherever you'd come
> from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was
> even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and
> wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come
> help you try to mug us again.
>
> I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed
> in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself
> and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on
> your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was
> extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by
> Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.
>
> I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb
> after
> I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I
> called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your
> bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the
> line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't
> know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off
> your service.
>
> I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one
> to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat
> (I guess while he traced the
> number). I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making
> you walk
> back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of
> path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky ....
>
> - Alex
>
> P.S. Remember this motto...... an armed society is a polite society!

 

sweet.... i love the best of craigslist.

 

one of the better things I've read in a while!!!

 

Cool story Rog!!

 

Priceless!!!! Wonder how much of it is true.

 

lol
nice if it is real

 

TJ, It's probably not true as I have seen a couple different versions but from a entertaining stand point it's good for grins and giggles.

Rog

 

LOL that is funny Thanks for the smile on a crappy morning I needed that.

Walter

 

Ha ha ha now that's funny

 

True or not, that just about covers what every law abiding citizen would LIKE to see happen to the bust out, useless loser swine who just stole your mothers' purse.

 

haha thats great... expect only one problem, if he would have just shot to injur the theif, the guy would have been sued and probably gone to jail for defending himself :S and (someone correct me) i dont think in california you can even carry a consield weapon...? i was just in the gun store yesderday and you cant even carry a rifle in the gun rack of your truck... it has to be locked up and away...bs

 

Very nice! Wish I could carry here in Jersey.

 

Move to Wyoming, they allow it, or at least they used to.

 

just about every state you can get an permit to carry an concealed weapon that makes it perfectly legal to carry an loaded handgun. a lot of states allow open carry without an permit, where you can carry an loaded handgun as long as its clearly visible without an permit. check out OpenCarry.org - A Right Unexercised is a Right Lost!

 

Here in Indiana we are encouraged to carry concealed weapons, not open carry.

At the farm where I work there is a house that is rented to a guy who lost his job, but was always broke anyway. Well on monday we found out why. A guy pulls up in his car about 9pm and wants to know where the renter is. We said that we didn't know for sure but said he had to go out of state for a couple of days. Long story short the guy is a drug dealer who the renter owes '190' to. The guy acuses us of hiding the renter and he's gonna take his frustrations out on the renter or us. Well the dealer failed to realize that 2 of the 3 people there were carrying F&N 40 and on occassion the one guy also carries a 9mm. So anyway the dealer leaves for the day, but says he'll be back to talk to the renter. So the next day the owner of the farm calls the police, and they give us nothing but a shrug. So she calls the county prosectuor. His reply was "Better carry guns."