April B/S thread
Diesel Van Enthusiast
Joined: Jul 2008
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From: ~ Qatar ~
The software will count those spaces toward meeting the ten character limit, and then the software will automatically reduce the string of spaces down to one when you Post.
Everything looks nice and the FTE god is appeased.
Post Fiend
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 7,649
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From: Wallingford, CT
So I hate April Fools Day.
My day was going fine until after 3rd period. When I went out to my locker it smelled terrible. Someone had stuffed a tissue into it that was covered in a product called "Liquid A**"
I spent a good 20 minutes cleaning it out and throwing stuff away and cleaning it with Lysol. It still stinks.
I washed my jacket and backpack that were in there and they smell decent now.
I know who did it and she's a total b**ch. Never before have I ever wanted to hit a girl like I wanted to beat that stupid ho. I make it a point to make sure nobody ever hits a girl, but dang that got me absolutely livid.
I've been told by a kid who has used the stuff before (That I wrongly accused at first. OOPS! Good thing I didn't get him shoved all the way into my locker...) that it wears off in 24 hours so hopefully he's right.
My day was going fine until after 3rd period. When I went out to my locker it smelled terrible. Someone had stuffed a tissue into it that was covered in a product called "Liquid A**"
I spent a good 20 minutes cleaning it out and throwing stuff away and cleaning it with Lysol. It still stinks.
I washed my jacket and backpack that were in there and they smell decent now.
I know who did it and she's a total b**ch. Never before have I ever wanted to hit a girl like I wanted to beat that stupid ho. I make it a point to make sure nobody ever hits a girl, but dang that got me absolutely livid.
I've been told by a kid who has used the stuff before (That I wrongly accused at first. OOPS! Good thing I didn't get him shoved all the way into my locker...) that it wears off in 24 hours so hopefully he's right.
pedant
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 23,576
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From: EXTREME southwest CT
Aaron,
Here's another one for you,
J & D's - Everything Should Taste Like Bacon: Products
Bacon Mayonnaise?? Wow! talk about heart attack city!!
Here's another one for you,
J & D's - Everything Should Taste Like Bacon: Products
Bacon Mayonnaise?? Wow! talk about heart attack city!!
Diesel Van Enthusiast
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,147
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From: ~ Qatar ~
Pete, sorry to hear about your locker.
You can always go to the auto parts store and hang an air-freshener off your locker mirror.
You can always go to the auto parts store and hang an air-freshener off your locker mirror.
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Posting Legend
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From: Where Critters Are Free
I don't know Jim but I rather have the real thing....LOL.....
Posting Legend
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 32,025
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Aaron,
Here's another one for you,
J & D's - Everything Should Taste Like Bacon: Products
Bacon Mayonnaise?? Wow! talk about heart attack city!!
Here's another one for you,
J & D's - Everything Should Taste Like Bacon: Products
Bacon Mayonnaise?? Wow! talk about heart attack city!!
Now I'm interested for my Burgers....
Post Fiend
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 7,649
Likes: 2
From: Wallingford, CT
And if I ever find anything funny happening with my locker ever again I'm automatically blaming her.
She might have a hard time opening her locker after that. Don't mind those empty JB Weld tubes I've got. They're of no importance.
Posting Legend
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! My lips are sealed and keep us posted...
