Stupidest Redneck Ever
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Stupidest Redneck Ever
I just heard quite possibly the stupidest thing ever.
Some people think what they have done was stupid and regret it.
But this kid.. he takes the cake! A couple of my buddies know him, I havn't got to see the carnage up close yet.
So this guy decided it would be cool to lift his little 2 wheel drive truck. He's one of the biggest rednecks I know. Not the kind of redneck that most of us around here are, but the stereotyped kind, you know, dumb as a rock and uglier than a dead animal. He decides to lift this truck SIX INCHES.
But NO! He doesn't buy a lift kit...
He cuts some six inch blocks out of wood and throws them on. Don't worry about fresh U-Bolts. We'll just put some tie wire on it and call it good. Needless to say he made it fifteen miles and the block fell out of the rear causing his axle to go off on its own.
Honestly i'm surprised that it made it that far!
Hahahah.
Some people think what they have done was stupid and regret it.
But this kid.. he takes the cake! A couple of my buddies know him, I havn't got to see the carnage up close yet.
So this guy decided it would be cool to lift his little 2 wheel drive truck. He's one of the biggest rednecks I know. Not the kind of redneck that most of us around here are, but the stereotyped kind, you know, dumb as a rock and uglier than a dead animal. He decides to lift this truck SIX INCHES.
But NO! He doesn't buy a lift kit...
He cuts some six inch blocks out of wood and throws them on. Don't worry about fresh U-Bolts. We'll just put some tie wire on it and call it good. Needless to say he made it fifteen miles and the block fell out of the rear causing his axle to go off on its own.
Honestly i'm surprised that it made it that far!
Hahahah.
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TJC Transport, Sorry. Already busted chops. :P
Ryan, I do know alot of dumb people. And hear about them. But have I told you about them? O_o Yeah I thought it sounded funny too. I don't have a clue how it worked out. I was told that it the wooden blocks were held on with tie wire. I saw his truck today. From like 50ft in the parking lot. It didn't look bad. I'm somewhat confused. I'm going to talk to him tomorrow if I can track him down.
Captain P4, what should I call him instead? Just plain ol' retarded?
I'll do my best to take some pictures. Maybe he still has one of the original blocks haha.
Ryan, I do know alot of dumb people. And hear about them. But have I told you about them? O_o Yeah I thought it sounded funny too. I don't have a clue how it worked out. I was told that it the wooden blocks were held on with tie wire. I saw his truck today. From like 50ft in the parking lot. It didn't look bad. I'm somewhat confused. I'm going to talk to him tomorrow if I can track him down.
Captain P4, what should I call him instead? Just plain ol' retarded?
I'll do my best to take some pictures. Maybe he still has one of the original blocks haha.
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no, that would an insult to the mentally challenged
i think leg dribble is a better name.
please do. pictures always make story's like these better!!
i think leg dribble is a better name.
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Right......
And I can fit 52's on my truck stock.
Tie-wire??!! Comon, atleast make it somewhat believable. And 15 miles????? Maybe 15 feet but I dont believe it. Actually, I feel dumber just for reading this post.
And I can fit 52's on my truck stock.
Tie-wire??!! Comon, atleast make it somewhat believable. And 15 miles????? Maybe 15 feet but I dont believe it. Actually, I feel dumber just for reading this post.
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well if you didn't....someone did....