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Nov 7, 2008 | 04:47 PM

#4051

liftedgrocerygetter

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From: Gilbert, Az

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markadeck

Actually I was doing something you OT'ers know nothing about, I was looking for a job.

OUCH

Nov 7, 2008 | 04:48 PM

#4052

UP_There

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From: Flagstaff, Arizona

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markadeck

Story is not made up, and you can ask any of my many women friends over the years.

Well Cris offered to be Jeremy's picture approver....maybe she'll do the same for you?

Nov 7, 2008 | 04:48 PM

#4053

Markadeck

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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo

Quote:

Originally Posted by UP_There

This comes to mind

YouTube - Austin Powers-Enlarger Pump

Don't think these were invented when I experienced the refund.

Quote:

Originally Posted by willeo6709

wow, nearly 4000 posts, new record for the OT....cookie must be duct taped to a chair or something...

Did anyone bother to look at the post that was directed at him?

Nov 7, 2008 | 04:50 PM

#4054

Markadeck

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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzy351

Look, it's ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No it ain't, you're so busy posting nothing you've gone blind. Or is that caused by something else?

Nov 7, 2008 | 04:53 PM

#4055

Smokin'

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Quote:

Originally Posted by UP_There

Well Cris offered to be Jeremy's picture approver....maybe she'll do the same for you?

Yes, I volunteer Cris for this task...

Nov 7, 2008 | 04:53 PM

#4056

Markadeck

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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzy351

Who Da' Man?!??!!? WHO DA' MAN!??!!?!?!?!?

Those shorts are LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG gone, like the hair that made the mullet..... It's all SKILL!!!

Here I am nearly caught up after a 3 hour absence and you're still foaming at the mouth about something that did not occur?

Nov 7, 2008 | 04:54 PM

#4057

UP_There

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From: Flagstaff, Arizona

Hey Joe.....hate to burst your bubble, but Brendan now owns the 4000th post

Nov 7, 2008 | 04:55 PM

#4058

Markadeck

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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw

Damn, can the clock move any slower?

I want to get the heck out of here.....

I thought you were the boss, can't you leave anytime you want?

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Nov 7, 2008 | 05:06 PM

#4059

Markadeck

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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin'

Jeremy: gorgeous, smart, educated, and he fixes stuff.

I shall never understand why the women aren't beating down your door.

I've given this some thought also. JT keeps referring to an ex. Hard to get along with? BO? Too intimate with his truck? I just don't know. But who in the hell is a man to judge in the first place, Lisa you asked the question, he should answer you not me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw

Tahoe.

When I retire that's where Susan and I are going.

I think everyone knows I lived there for a year. When I lived there the lake was so clean you could drink the water. I have a feeling it is not like that anymore. I have always considered it the most beautiful spot in North America. Or it was when I lived there, but I liked gambling and partying too much. I am surprised I made it a year and my wife stayed with me for the entire year.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin'

Yes, I volunteer Cris for this task...

She has to come take the photo.

Nov 7, 2008 | 05:13 PM

#4060

Smokin'

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Markadeck

Mark mark mark...you are unusually negative today. Bad interview?

I know the details of JT's situation. There is nothing wrong with him.

Nov 7, 2008 | 05:27 PM

#4061

Markadeck

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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo

Best I could do in traffic.

<a href="http://s61.photobucket.com/albums/h53/markadeck/?action=view&current=DSC00001-3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h53/markadeck/DSC00001-3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Nov 7, 2008 | 05:28 PM

#4062

Texas Outlaw

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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markadeck

I thought you were the boss, can't you leave anytime you want?

I am but I expect my guys to put in a full day, so I do too. I work from 6am to 4pm, every day.

Nov 7, 2008 | 05:30 PM

#4063

Markadeck

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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo

One more, I was turning right and he was turning left. I took several more, but cars kept getting into the frame.

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Nov 7, 2008 | 05:32 PM

#4064

Texas Outlaw

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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas

</TD><TD class=cattitle>Wal Mart Applicant revealed...

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Below is an actual job application that this 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in
California . They hired him because he was funny.....

NAME:

Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old *******)SEX:

Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who

will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION:

Company President or Vice President. But seriously,

whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be

applying here in the first place
DESIRED SALARY:

$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz

style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can

haggle.
EDUCATION:

Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD:

Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY:

A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:

My incredible collection of stolen pens and

post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:

It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:

Any.
PREFERRED HOURS:

1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:

Yes, but they're better suited to a more

intimate environment .

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:

If I had one, would I be

here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU
FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:

Of what?DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:

I think the more appropriate question here would be

'Do you have a car that runs?'

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:

I may

already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they

tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?:

On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FI VE YEARS?:

Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde
supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually,
I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE:

7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST

OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:

Oh yes, absolutely