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Old Sep 26, 2008 | 10:03 PM
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Break-up lines
My friend needs some help telling her boyfriend to hit the bricks.
So, who has the best break-up line?
 
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Old Sep 26, 2008 | 10:58 PM
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I agree wholeheartedly.
Although I thought this thread could be a bit more fun than that.
 
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Old Sep 26, 2008 | 11:21 PM
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Honey,It's not you,but I'm a Lesbian
 
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Old Sep 26, 2008 | 11:23 PM
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How about

Hey baby, whadaya say to a threesome with your mom?
 
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 01:51 AM
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How about -Honey this has nothing to do with you but I need some space and some time alone. And the next night she can go out to the bar with his best friend.
 
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 07:59 AM
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How about;

"You're way more into this relationship than I am"
 
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 11:48 AM
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Honey,You're way to small. I need a man with a bigger Johnson.
 
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Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
 
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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What she needs to do is,,,
He knock on door, told to come in,
AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD, he'll leave for good!
 
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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What she needs to do is,,,
He knock on door, told to come in,
AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD, he'll leave for good!
She looks good but the picture would be better if she was holding a real rifle instead of a pellet gun.
 
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Good break up line is . Hate to tell you but I got HIV.
 
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Good break up line is . Hate to tell you but I got HIV.And you gave it to me
You forgot to finish it. so I fixed it.
 
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 02:28 PM
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She looks good but the picture would be better if she was holding a real rifle instead of a pellet gun.
Some people just aint worth shooting in the 1st place!

BTW,,, Thats the photo that has photoshopped with Gov.Sarah Palin head on the "Fishwrapper"'s front page!
 
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Good break up line is . Hate to tell you but I got HIV.
Crabs is also a good one as well as Hep. C or Hep B.

Don't forget gonerihea, clamidihea, as well as the good ol'e herpies. :
 
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What about....

"You're like a brother to me"

or

"Have you always been so boring?"
 
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