Break-up lines
Post Fiend
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From: home's where the heart is
I had one like that......he was the BIGGEST leach I ever met
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From: Buckeye, AZ
If my dog had a face like your's I would shave his butte and teach him how to walk backwards.
I' am not really sure that I' am qualified to post here as I had never dealt with guy's on that level and some how I can only amagine that giving some guy the heav ho is probably a little different than a women.
None the less my grandaddy used to say this line a bit on those rare times and place's when nothing else would do and in the good throws of a domestic dispute in the past I have used this myself which usualy helped to melt things down real good. One live-in girl friend moved out of the house lock, stock, and barrel while I went for a walk after such a discussion.
At the time I lost a fair decent cook but then again thats why food comes in cans and from the frozen section so no love lost.
I' am not really sure that I' am qualified to post here as I had never dealt with guy's on that level and some how I can only amagine that giving some guy the heav ho is probably a little different than a women.
None the less my grandaddy used to say this line a bit on those rare times and place's when nothing else would do and in the good throws of a domestic dispute in the past I have used this myself which usualy helped to melt things down real good. One live-in girl friend moved out of the house lock, stock, and barrel while I went for a walk after such a discussion.
At the time I lost a fair decent cook but then again thats why food comes in cans and from the frozen section so no love lost.
Logistics Pro
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From: Southern MD
"I hate to be the one to tell you, but, your father is a better lover."
"Your mouthwash ain't makin' it."
"There comes a time in everyone's life, when they have to believe in something. I believe that I'm bored to death with you, and it's time to find someone that isn't a deadbeat. Thanks for the memories."
"Your mouthwash ain't makin' it."
"There comes a time in everyone's life, when they have to believe in something. I believe that I'm bored to death with you, and it's time to find someone that isn't a deadbeat. Thanks for the memories."
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From: Mercer County, OH
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From: Buckeye, AZ
This is not politicaly correct but I suppose cleaning your gun at the kitchen table with a picture of your insignficant other laid before you with a knife stuck through it into the table with them present might be a real good hint also.
Probably should leave this idea to trained perfessionals as I think it is mostly illeagal in most all at least lower 48 states.
Probably should leave this idea to trained perfessionals as I think it is mostly illeagal in most all at least lower 48 states.
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From: Clearwater, Fl
lmao, i dont have that in my bones to say that to someone, im too laid back and kindered spirited for that,i just thought that would be funny. "outta here",like an umpire from boston
ive only had to end a couple of relationships,and theyve gone decent, thank god......................my problem is im not honest about the ending, i dont like to argue. and sometimes i dont have the heart to tell someone what bugs me about them, so i end them with the "i dont know why its ending, its me, not anything that you did, speech" basically taking the blame for it. which isnt far for me....but thats my problem to deal with, i guess
