Break-up lines
Remember when I said I just had razor bumps.... Well you might want to go to the doctor..
Due to the recent state of the economy, I've decided to cut my losses.
I was going to break up with you earlier, but I really wanted one more meal...
Its not me... Its you...
I want to spend the rest of our lives together...... April fools... wait your not laughing.
But what I usually do.
I usually just buy a new car, move to a differant country and change phone numbers. It has proven pretty effective for me.





