No topic thread,,, Part 2
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Joined: Jun 2011
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From: Winnipeg, Manitoba
T.G.I.F mornin all. Prayin' for a quick end to this week. It's been a rough one. have a great day guy's. This just in:
An old married coupleno sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old manreplied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'mahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tiescore.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, Ilead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, andaccidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
An old married coupleno sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old manreplied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'mahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tiescore.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, Ilead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, andaccidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
Lead Driver
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 5,510
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From: Winnipeg, Manitoba
Only in Ontario.
-4 here now. The sun was out earlier and it actually felt warm. (compared to -34 with the windchill)
-4 here now. The sun was out earlier and it actually felt warm. (compared to -34 with the windchill)
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Not too bad since it`s so sunny, very little wind is nice.
Your warmer than us, -10°C/18°F.
Your warmer than us, -10°C/18°F.
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You got that right, hopefully most of that is behind us!
-2°C tomorrow, cooling off Sunday to -9°C and then back up again till Thursday`s -12°C.
-2°C tomorrow, cooling off Sunday to -9°C and then back up again till Thursday`s -12°C.