Why older chicks rule
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Why older chicks rule
Why Older Chicks Rule
by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40,
and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's..
and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!
Andy Rooney says:
"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the
self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman
with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust
the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're
attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a
jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot
woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free",
here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."
by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40,
and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's..
and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!
Andy Rooney says:
"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the
self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman
with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust
the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're
attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a
jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot
woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free",
here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."
Logistics Pro
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From: NJ where fun comes to die
Well it is true that as we get older our standards drop a bit each year. I used to look for that "Playboy centerfold" type when I was young. Now at 61, I am just not as rigid in what I look for. Mostly if I don't not need a fork lift to get her into my truck, she has most of her limbs (at least 2), does not have a beard, does not have a husband bigger than me, and has enough money to buy some beer, then she is just fine. Not a keeper, but ok for today. If she can't talk it is a plus.
I have started to hang out a wakes to catch the ones really distressed. They need comfort.
I guess these standards will eventually drop maybe to she is still breathing. What is the saying? Any port in a storm.
Women think the same, they just don't admit it.
I have started to hang out a wakes to catch the ones really distressed. They need comfort.
I guess these standards will eventually drop maybe to she is still breathing. What is the saying? Any port in a storm.
Women think the same, they just don't admit it.
pedant
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From: EXTREME southwest CT
My 2c?
Sophia Loren is HOW old, and she's still hot as hell. imho
Most women that are over 40, are comfortable with themselves.
They're not worried about how they'll look or where they'll be when they're 40, because they ARE.
If they are so insecure as to want "work done" then I can't waste my time.
Who cares! There's no stopping the clock, if that bothers you then you just don't get it....
Mind you I don't mine admiring a hot little chippie, but would I want to try and carry on a conversation with one..??
I also like Bdox's sig. It's SOOOO true.
I know what I want, and they know what they want....let's go!
Sophia Loren is HOW old, and she's still hot as hell. imho
Most women that are over 40, are comfortable with themselves.
They're not worried about how they'll look or where they'll be when they're 40, because they ARE.
If they are so insecure as to want "work done" then I can't waste my time.
Who cares! There's no stopping the clock, if that bothers you then you just don't get it....
Mind you I don't mine admiring a hot little chippie, but would I want to try and carry on a conversation with one..??
I also like Bdox's sig. It's SOOOO true.
I know what I want, and they know what they want....let's go!
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Posts: 515
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From: Paso Robles, CA
Why Older Chicks Rule
by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40,
and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's..
and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!
Andy Rooney says:
"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the
self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman
with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust
the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're
attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a
jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot
woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free",
here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."
by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40,
and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's..
and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!
Andy Rooney says:
"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the
self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman
with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust
the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're
attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a
jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot
woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free",
here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."
WORD. HAHAH im now a happier person
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