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Craigslist: FORD 9' REARS - $100 (MASS)
Man, that's a big rear end! Guess they're using it on a tow rig for the USS Ronald Reagan.
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I guess you did not notice that I was walking sidaways and my back is giving me to much pain
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Q: How do you know when your staying in a Redneck hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
Q: What do rednecks call "Hee Haw"?
A: A documentary.
Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.
Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and acknowledge the originating location. After a very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush was invented by a redneck. Intrigued with the discovery, the researchers were asked by the media how they came to the conclusion. They all agree it was a simple deduction, "If it was invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush."
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
Q: What do rednecks call "Hee Haw"?
A: A documentary.
Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.
Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and acknowledge the originating location. After a very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush was invented by a redneck. Intrigued with the discovery, the researchers were asked by the media how they came to the conclusion. They all agree it was a simple deduction, "If it was invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush."
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Man, that's a big rear end! Guess they're using it on a tow rig for the USS Ronald Reagan.
