April B/s Thread
Post Fiend
Joined: Jan 2007
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From: Stanton DE
NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
" For reading a book," she replies,
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'
says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
" For reading a book," she replies,
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'
says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.
Post Fiend
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 18,157
Likes: 0
From: Stanton DE
Morning Tony,,,have a good one.
Are you feeling any better today?
Are you feeling any better today?
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