April B/s Thread
Posting Guru
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Hi all, just popping in for a minute to say Hi. I have to work the shutdown tonight, 7pm to 7am. First 8 at time and a half, next 4 at double time. Maybe I can afford to fill up the truck next week... It costs me $120 a week to buy the truck and it was $114 to fill it up last Monday......
Post Fiend
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 18,157
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From: Stanton DE
My Next Life:
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that
out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get
ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,and you're generally
promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then... You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an
Orgasm
I rest my case...............
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that
out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get
ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,and you're generally
promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then... You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an
Orgasm
I rest my case...............
Post Fiend
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 18,157
Likes: 0
From: Stanton DE
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