Morning Neil, Morning Steve. Nice pic!!

 

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day,
John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city
and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie
Detector. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her
how it worked. At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in
from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late. Both parents were
understandably angry. 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?', they asked. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely
out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after
school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a mov ie.' 'What did you watch?', asked
Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' The Robot went around to Tommy and once
again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got
up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called
Sex Queen.' 'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I
never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less dirty
movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave.'

The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that not
only knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half way across
the patio.

When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears.
'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy.
After all, He is your son!'

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally slapped the
**** out of her, not once, but three times.

 

Afternoon all - I have a hand made hand cloth for her steve......

 

Good evening you all time for Supper..Sense I am out of food I will have to steal it from Bucky

 

Ahhh, the dry stuff is good for plaque

 

 

Enjoy!!

SAD NEWS...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

 

Good evening everybody..

Just popping in to say Howdy..

I am Still working on the server issue for a customer..

 

Which one you like best Sean? Kibbles and Bits??

 

Pfizer Announcement


Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky ***** and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

 

Nitey night N E peeps

 

BIRTHDAY REMINDER

This week we celebrate a special birthday! Monica Lewinsky turned 34.


Can you believe it?

It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her
hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth.



They grow up so fast, don't they?

 

 

Morning Sean, Ken, Don and the rest of the second best peeps