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tonight, I'm the designated drinker,
but I'm dry, so at Zip I point my finger,
that Chris buys the beer, we all do concur
so tonight, we're the designated drinkers
Creative. Sad, on so many levels, but creative.
I'll be the designated smoker since I don't drink anymore. It's OK, I have a prescription from my doctor.