Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
Science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
Assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
Neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
Surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
Detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
Contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
Would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four
Years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay,
But instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
Assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
Reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
Isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists
To believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
Concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
Morass.

 

Awesome. Simply awesome.

 

I wish you would have been my teacher. I would have done much better in school. That made perfect sense to me.

 

Gotta love this!!!!

 

Lol thats great man!

 

That's pretty d**n funny... LMAO...

 

I'm gonna have to borrow that!

 

My friend sent it to me and he didn't say where he got it but I'm trying to find out
it is pretty good, He is a funny dude But I don't if he is that funny. That is a good
analogy to explain the government!

 

that should be taught in school

 

I wish they had a college course like that when I was in college about 400 years ago!

 

Don't worry- there is an antidote- Obamium. Nobody knows how (or if) it works, but it will change everything. You just gotta have hope....

 

Great timing. I have spent the day jumping through hoops (and paying a fee for each jump) at probate.