The World's Biggest Lies
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The World's Biggest Lies
World's Biggest Lies
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning.
3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
4. It's only a cold sore.
5. You get this one, I'll pay next time.
6. My wife doesn't understand me.
7. Trust me, I'll take care of everything.
8. Of course I love you.
9. I am getting a divorce.
10. Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
11. I never inhaled.
12. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
13. I never watch television except for PBS.
14. ...but we can still be good friends.
15. She means nothing to me.
16. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
17. I gave at the office.
18. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
19. I'll call you later.
20. We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
21. Read my lips: no new taxes.
22. I've never done anything like this before.
23. Now, I'm going to tell you the truth.
24. It's supposed to make that noise.
25. I *love* your new _____!
26. ...then take a left. You can't miss it.
27. Yes, I did.
28. Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile
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1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning.
3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
4. It's only a cold sore.
5. You get this one, I'll pay next time.
6. My wife doesn't understand me.
7. Trust me, I'll take care of everything.
8. Of course I love you.
9. I am getting a divorce.
10. Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
11. I never inhaled.
12. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
13. I never watch television except for PBS.
14. ...but we can still be good friends.
15. She means nothing to me.
16. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
17. I gave at the office.
18. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
19. I'll call you later.
20. We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
21. Read my lips: no new taxes.
22. I've never done anything like this before.
23. Now, I'm going to tell you the truth.
24. It's supposed to make that noise.
25. I *love* your new _____!
26. ...then take a left. You can't miss it.
27. Yes, I did.
28. Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile
Dennis
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The World's Biggest Lies
Here's another....."I did'nt touch it"
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 01-12-03 AT 00:10 AM (EST)]World's biggst lies? Ok then.....
1. I like my high school
2. what test?
3. I did not run down that new bush in the school yard.
4. I don't speed
5. Dodge beats Ford.
6. My local ford dealership is the BEST around, they evean let me test drive the new 6.0
1. I like my high school
2. what test?
3. I did not run down that new bush in the school yard.
4. I don't speed
5. Dodge beats Ford.
6. My local ford dealership is the BEST around, they evean let me test drive the new 6.0
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From: Oregon USA
The World's Biggest Lies
>>6. My local ford dealership is the BEST around, they evean
>let me test drive the new 6.0
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>let me test drive the new 6.0
Justin
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The World's Biggest Lies
From a seed corn dealer, "This will increase your yields by half!"
From another farmer, "That rain we got was just the right amount."
From the guy at the elevator, "I hate to give you this price, you been a good customer, but we can't make anything if we don't."
From the brother-in-law that works in town, "Farming ain't so tough. You just run around outdoors all day."
From the tractor mechanic, "I don't have that in stock, and it'll probably take a week to get it. You're about done planting anyway, right?"
From the Chevrolet dealer, "This Bowtie can do anything your old Blue Oval can, and it won't be breaking down all the time, either."
From another farmer, "That rain we got was just the right amount."
From the guy at the elevator, "I hate to give you this price, you been a good customer, but we can't make anything if we don't."
From the brother-in-law that works in town, "Farming ain't so tough. You just run around outdoors all day."
From the tractor mechanic, "I don't have that in stock, and it'll probably take a week to get it. You're about done planting anyway, right?"
From the Chevrolet dealer, "This Bowtie can do anything your old Blue Oval can, and it won't be breaking down all the time, either."
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The World's Biggest Lies
the one you hear in the machine shop trade all the time...
"really, that bolt just snapped as soon as i put a wrench on it"
when asked if anyone's been at it
" nope no one's touched it"
when asked about the broken drill/easyout stuck in the bolt, and the crooked hole drilled in the bolt
" well my dogs' brother's, sister's husban's cousin said he could get it out"
"really, that bolt just snapped as soon as i put a wrench on it"
when asked if anyone's been at it
" nope no one's touched it"
when asked about the broken drill/easyout stuck in the bolt, and the crooked hole drilled in the bolt
" well my dogs' brother's, sister's husban's cousin said he could get it out"