That is a GOOD ONE!!!! lol

 

I'm doing ok,,,,,,,I was breathing this morning so that's a good start....lol

 

Ya know I like it when I can start the day out that way. I am going to lay down for a bit till it is time to get the kids on the bus. Then the day starts all over again. I think I have all of the paperwork done on this property. It only has a small amount of unverified wetlands buffer to deal with so it will be pretty easy to get that dropped back as the wetlands are not on my potential property I know blah blah blah right lol

I found that joke in my inbox from a friend and thought it was good enough to share.

good night
dj

 

 

Natural selection? Darwin award winner?

 

When your old or don't move too fast anymore. But it doesn't mean you don't think.


George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him she could see that
he'd left the light on in the garden shed. When George opened the back
door to go turn off that light
he saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

When He phoned, the police asked, 'Is someone in your house?' George said,
'no'.
"Well all the patrols are busy, you should simply lock your door.. An
officer will be along when available."
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot
them' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire
trucks, a paramedic and
an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot
them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.

 

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school & playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.




Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
'Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'





At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny , this is such an interesting

story, suppose you save! the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look

on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'




At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into

the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big

kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take

his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy

and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.'




Mommy fainted!







Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole

story before you interrupt!!

 

I was actually working on my truck. Right here next to the computer. Getting rid of the green coloring in the dash cluster. Now its blue. Heading outside to put my truck back together again. Leaving for Goldendale tomorrow with Marty.

 

Phil6608, hope you weren't in that pool with the unsafe plugstrip floating on top. I don't trust those GFI's

 

Well how did that new color work out for ya?

 

Looks great. Truck all back together again, packed and ready to go. Need to make a few adjustments to the tranny temp guage needle and that's it.

 

Oh,,,is that unsafe Tom????

 

Not until someone gets hurt, then its unsafe. Good picture though.

 

The weird thing is that the circuit should have been interrupted already what with the water splashing around it like that. My only theory as to why those living arguments against evolution haven't been deep fried is that the pool itself is an insulator from ground. It's a big rubber/plastic pool, not exactly the best conductor, plus that much water will pose a minute degree of resistance as well (without sodium chloride added). As there is that plastic barrier to earth, the circuit can only travel back to ground through the circuit, and they're spared. (pity)

 

That's just european thinking for you in that one. I'll try to get some of the realy good shots back that I had from over here in Africa. I used to have some real good ones like the crew chipping paint on a live 140,000 volt transformer, the plastic wrapped face for grinding, the welder on the end of a plank with 3 guys standing on the other end, and on and on.