Your epitaph
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Your epitaph
What would you put on your headstone for all to see?
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"I was expecting this"
-or instead-
"Don't worry - I'm just partying at Jim Morrisons place this weekend"
How about:
"DANG! This means there are gonna be overdraft charges..."
Or perhaps:
"Stop crying! I DON'T have to pay for gas anymore!"
Which suggests a quote from Ozzy Osbourne -
"NO MORE TEARS"
Another thought:
"DOESN'T THIS JUST FIGURE?"
One last....
"Some thangs a wrench cain't fix..."
-or instead-
"Don't worry - I'm just partying at Jim Morrisons place this weekend"
How about:
"DANG! This means there are gonna be overdraft charges..."
Or perhaps:
"Stop crying! I DON'T have to pay for gas anymore!"
Which suggests a quote from Ozzy Osbourne -
"NO MORE TEARS"
Another thought:
"DOESN'T THIS JUST FIGURE?"
One last....
"Some thangs a wrench cain't fix..."
Last edited by Greywolf; Nov 10, 2007 at 03:25 PM.
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"Often mistaken. Never in doubt."
What are YOU looking at? Loser!"
"Get off my chest!!!!"
"At least I don't have to listen to HER anymore."
What are YOU looking at? Loser!"
"Get off my chest!!!!"
"At least I don't have to listen to HER anymore."
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You said HOLD IT,dont fart in the car
Then you said HOLD IT,till I am afar
And once again,HOLD IT,as I started to perch
Because we dont fart while we are in church
Then you said HOLD IT,while we were in bed
Iwarned you if I hold it,I will wind up dead
So here I am 6ft under the grass
Because I DID HOLD IT,and blew out my,,,,,,,,
Then you said HOLD IT,till I am afar
And once again,HOLD IT,as I started to perch
Because we dont fart while we are in church
Then you said HOLD IT,while we were in bed
Iwarned you if I hold it,I will wind up dead
So here I am 6ft under the grass
Because I DID HOLD IT,and blew out my,,,,,,,,
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