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Nov 10, 2007 | 02:44 PM

sierraben

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Your epitaph

What would you put on your headstone for all to see?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071109/od_nm/epitaphs_dc

Nov 10, 2007 | 03:05 PM

AeroPA

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"I was only passin' through. See you there or in the air."

Nov 10, 2007 | 03:11 PM

Greywolf

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"I was expecting this"

-or instead-

"Don't worry - I'm just partying at Jim Morrisons place this weekend"

How about:

"DANG! This means there are gonna be overdraft charges..."

Or perhaps:

"Stop crying! I DON'T have to pay for gas anymore!"

Which suggests a quote from Ozzy Osbourne -

"NO MORE TEARS"

Another thought:

"DOESN'T THIS JUST FIGURE?"

One last....

"Some thangs a wrench cain't fix..."

Last edited by Greywolf; Nov 10, 2007 at 03:25 PM.

Nov 10, 2007 | 03:24 PM

OKMIC1

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From: Mustang, Oklahoma

See you later

Some of you anyway

Nov 10, 2007 | 03:29 PM

Mil1ion

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"Another one bites the dust"

"Now I am really resting"

" It was only a hop,skip and a jump away"

" Just insert the tax bill in the slot "

" I still have that itch "

" I told you the synopsis wasn't good "

Nov 10, 2007 | 03:56 PM

Greywolf

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I bet Mick Jaggers will be "You can't always get what you want"

Nov 10, 2007 | 04:21 PM

76supercab2

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Nov 10, 2007 | 05:28 PM

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Nov 10, 2007 | 06:37 PM

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FTE Herman

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One of two words will appear on mine: Courageous or Foolish. Time will tell which one makes it.

Nov 10, 2007 | 07:23 PM

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CheapRanger

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From: State of Misery (Missouri

Buried face down so you can kiss my .....

(censored) off, I am trying to rest here!

I can't help you anymore!

Nov 10, 2007 | 07:29 PM

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SteveBricks

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Smile - you may be next

Nov 10, 2007 | 10:23 PM

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King Triton

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You said HOLD IT,dont fart in the car
Then you said HOLD IT,till I am afar
And once again,HOLD IT,as I started to perch
Because we dont fart while we are in church
Then you said HOLD IT,while we were in bed
Iwarned you if I hold it,I will wind up dead
So here I am 6ft under the grass
Because I DID HOLD IT,and blew out my,,,,,,,,