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Old Sep 6, 2007 | 07:17 AM
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So, have you heard about Leona Helmsley leaving her dog 12 million dollars? I heard early this morning that the dog is planning to buy a couple NFL players, train them to be mean and fight them...






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Wonder how long it will take that dog to blow through 12 million $?
 
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I see a new career opportunity for myself....
 
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I see a new career opportunity for myself....
Dog napper?
 
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I was thinking dog walker. But knapper is good too.
 
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Originally Posted by 76supercab2
I was thinking dog walker. But knapper is good too.
I was thinking driving the get away car.

Figure split the ransom in half; ask for 6 million; 3 million each.

I can handle that.

How about you?
 
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Originally Posted by sierraben
I was thinking driving the get away car.

Figure split the ransom in half; ask for 6 million; 3 million each.

I can handle that.

How about you?

I see a hole in your plan though. It's gonna cost you 2 million each for me to keep my mouth shut if the cops ask for info leading to the arrest... .

Like my sig says, everyone has a price, I guess mine went up!
 
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