The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billing

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult -Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret

God, help me be the person my dog thinks I am.
-Bumper sticker quoted by Lynn Schooler

 

Hahah....Thats awsome. All of those are true, especially the one that says, "if there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
I know Im not the only one who has lost a dog, but I am not at all kidding when I say that if I cant go to heaven and be with my black Lab Maggie, Im not going. I would sooner roam the universe forever with her, than to go to heaven without her.

 

i've seen that a long time ago, but itwas good to see it again. thanks sierraben

 

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

 

Beautiful!! Thanks.

 

That was pretty good.

 

That was good. Makes me want to go out and buy another dog.

 

Thats good stuff,

makes me want to pet my dog.

 

I agree on that one for sure.

those statments are so true. without my four legged buddy, I'd be miserable.

 

"Anyone who manages to make an enemy out of a dog, must be a truly despicable person"

~Me

"You never know who your friends are until your dog points them out"

"Anyone my dog don't like better stay the hell off my land!"

"You cain't buy better entertainment than what a pound of puppy chow can bring you..."

"If you cain't fight it, snuggle with it, eat it, or drink it, pee on it!"
(Puppy Philosophy)

"I'll believe a used car salesman when he wags his tail and licks my face. Come to think on it - I'd chase him away anyhow..."

 

great thoughts to end the week with.
oh yeah Wed. is my Friday.

 

There are at least fifty different pronunciations of the word "WOOF".

Dogs pity us, because we can't tell the difference...

 

taht was nice. i had to call buddy and give him some rubs.

 

I what my dog thinks when she sees us peeing in her water dish.

 

When my dog farts, he turns around and looks...'What was that?'

I'll bet he tells my other dog that it was me!