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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 12:40 PM
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when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt, and call me over!
 
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 01:43 PM
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Did someone say tequila? My favorite.
Unfortunately I haven't been able to have any in a very long time.
 
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 03:16 PM
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No no no...it's "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade...and try to find someone who's life has handed them vodka, and have a party."

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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 03:36 PM
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No! When life hands you lemons, throw them back and ask for some beer.
 
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Originally Posted by NH-Hottie
Did someone say tequila? Unfortunately I haven't been able to have any in a very long time.
I went 20 years and six months tequila free - the result of a very bad experience on Christmas Eve 1985. It ended last May when a couple Marines bought us some shots in a bar in Gulfport. Didn't want to hurt their feelings. Immediately following that I began what I hope is another 20 years of tequila free living.
 
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When somebody gives you a Chevy , Give it away and get a Ford ......
 
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Tequila and I have an understanding... I don't drink it, it does'nt make me toss up stuff I ate when I was a kid.

Now, bourbon... well, let's just say that bourbon and I have fairly intense negotiations on the matter pretty frequently.
 
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Me and tequila don't get along anymore. We had a big fight and I left him!!

Then I met Mr. Jagermeister, We're buddy now!!!!!!!
 
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Jack Daniels and Jim Beam...2 of my best friends.
 
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I have no friends, seems like everytime I popped the top on one of my buddies. I manage to suck the life right out of them.
 
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One thing I always tell my wife:
"Tequila makes your clothes fall off"
 
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One tequila,Two tequila,Three tequila floor
 
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Tequila can attack you so I keep it surrounded... with Margarita mix and ice cubes.

"Margarita doble a la rocas con sal, por favor!"
 
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