Check out how I would go about arriving in Paris from Connecticut (hint.... check step #10)

Directions

 

Google maps doesn't offer many choices does it? Ever do any Iron Man competitions?

 

At least it's easier than flapping your arms and trying to fly.

 

I dunno man, 3462 miles is kinda far. I've swam 3400 miles before no problem, but that last 62 seems a little too much.

 

That to funny............You'd think they'd give you Water Wings or something!!!

 

Betcha Jack LaLanne could do it.

 

while pulling a row boat

with his teeth


and handcuffed.

 

I didn't realize he did many of his feats here in the S.F.Bay.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_La...anne.27s_Feats

 

Its nice to know Im not the only one who remembers Jack,but I bet there are alot of young guys going,,,Jack who?Was he a drummer?Oh,wait.I think he was with one of those old bands from the 70s.

 

At least you won't have to take your shoes off at the airport

 

I love the Partial toll road part between steps 13 to 17. I was wondering how to train a car or truck to swim. Because if you can't then why would you need to pay a toll if your walking at that point. Never mentioned hire a car.

 

Jack was (and still is) an amazing man. The most recent picture I've seen of him is from 5 or 6 years ago and he still looks absolutely ripped at 90 years young. He proudly states, "I can't die, it would ruin my image!!"

ok, back on topic:
But you might have to strip off your tights at the beach...