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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by thorseshoeing
See what comming? All I saw was a smokin hot woman...

Go to bed at 2 with a 10, wake up at 10 with a 2.....that's a good night of drinking for me. You don't want to know what happens on a bad night...but I'll tell you anyway. Last week I woke up covered in mayonnaise with a fat chick, two midgets, and a donkey....well I'm sure you can imagine what all went on.

Tim
As long as the mayo didn't leave a bad taste, I guess you made out ok. Hum, 10,2,4 Dr. Pepper.
 
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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 09:49 PM
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Wow, i just got stupider. This thread went from advice on making new friends, and somehow ended up with a fat chick, mayonnaise, and a couple of midgets. Science can learn a lot from you guys.

Maybe i can offer some advice. First off, dont force the friendship. In the words of greywolf, "UBU." This is some of the best advice you can get, its probably already been said somewhere. I guess you should keep doin like your doin, just talking whatever. From there find out common interests. This could be anything: trucks, music, girls, parties, whatever. Say you guys like the same music, you could say something like "hey _____ is playing at _______. Im gonna check it out you want to go?" Or if its cars or trucks "theres a car/truck show at _______. You want to tag along?" Most of all, have confidence. If he says no, fine. If he says yes, thats cool to. Just think it dosnt make a difference what his answer is. But nomatter what happens just dont worry about it, dont let it effect your confidence. Listen to this song http://keving.vox.com/library/audio/...c8e538fdb.html
WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS, so if your affended by the fword then dont listen to it. However its a great philosophy to live by and also follows greywolf's ubu philosophy. I also know the bass player that is in that recording. (I just felt like saying that, makes me feel special.)

I feel kinda gay now. I need my manliness back, wheres that spanker chick?
 
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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 10:32 PM
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Best thread in months!
 
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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by I6power
Wow, i just got stupider.
For some reason most people say that after talking to me for more that 5 mins.

I feel kinda gay now.
This thread seems to do that to people. But don't worry, the feeling goes away.

Tim
 
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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 11:12 PM
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**** EVERYBODY! I know what I'll be singing at work tomorrow. LMAO I6power!

Now that I've slogged through it, I see how this thread rated 169 (so far) posts.

RR, I can identify with the question; don't sweat the little stuff. Ya make a lot of friends, Ya get a few buds out of the deal. When you stop having fun, well, what's the point anyway? Enjoy what's in front of you, it'll pass just the same. Most of all, have fun!
Mike
 
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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 11:27 PM
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To borrow a line from a former company that I worked for, and this stupid nonsense was shoved in everyones face once a week compliments of the company newspaper, weekly newsletter, and mandatory videos at group meetings................."just because it's different doen't mean it's wrong". We all naturally assumed that means "try it, you might like it". We also noticed the copayment on our health insurance began to rise as did the monthly employee cost of coverage..... .
 
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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by thorseshoeing
Last week I woke up covered in mayonnaise with a fat chick, two midgets, and a donkey....
Sure that was mayonnaise?
 
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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by bigrigfixer
Sure that was mayonnaise?




 
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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by bigrigfixer
Sure that was mayonnaise?
That could explain why the edit edit edit. I kinda wish I hadn't edit edit on edit edit now...

****Sorry, you guys missed it*****

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Old Nov 14, 2006 | 11:54 PM
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Aw, dude, and I thought I went too far...
 
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Old Nov 15, 2006 | 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by thorseshoeing
Go to bed at 2 with a 10, wake up at 10 with a 2.....that's a good night of drinking for me. You don't want to know what happens on a bad night...but I'll tell you anyway. Last week I woke up covered in mayonnaise with a fat chick, two midgets, and a donkey....well I'm sure you can imagine what all went on. Tim

I don't know but your horses were jealous!
 
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Old Nov 15, 2006 | 01:46 AM
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He's got horses? All we've got is gerbils!
 
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Old Nov 15, 2006 | 03:33 AM
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>>>>> Listen to this song http://keving.vox.com/library/audio...1c8e538fdb.html
WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS, so if your affended by the fword then dont listen to it. However its a great philosophy to live by and also follows greywolf's ubu philosophy. <<<<<<

 
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Old Nov 15, 2006 | 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by I6power
Wow, i just got stupider. This thread went from advice on making new friends...Maybe i can offer some advice. First off, dont force the friendship. In the words of greywolf, "UBU." This is some of the best advice you can get, its probably already been said somewhere. I guess you should keep doin like your doin, just talking whatever. From there find out common interests. This could be anything: trucks, music, girls,... If he says no, fine...
Wow, I just got gayer. Are you kidding me? This thread did not start out about making new friends. This thread started out as a gay dude wondering if some other dude is gay, wanting to find out without getting his butt kicked. Jokes about fat chicks and mayonaise aren't half as repulsive as some people on this thread giving fatherly advice on how to detect and bed gay men. That's just downright creepy. By the way, as far as common interests: Trucks, maybe. Music, it's possible, but Madonna hasn't done anything in awhile. Girls, not so much.
 

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Old Nov 15, 2006 | 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by CowboyBilly9Mile
To borrow a line from a former company that I worked for, and this stupid nonsense was shoved in everyones face once a week compliments of the company newspaper, weekly newsletter, and mandatory videos at group meetings................."just because it's different doen't mean it's wrong". We all naturally assumed that means "try it, you might like it". We also noticed the copayment on our health insurance began to rise as did the monthly employee cost of coverage..... .
Yep, that's going on everywhere. Companies like that have too many people that shouldn't be breathing my air. That's a completely different thread that involves politics and angry moderators...
 
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